Phin and Quint getting lost in the woods and Phin keeps asking. “Are you SURE it’s this way?” And Quint is like “Yes of course Phin. I totally know what I’m doing.” But after a few hours and they still haven’t found the camp Phin begins to doubt his friend’s navigation skills and Raff and Maris come looking for them and when they all get back to camp Quint mutters. “I had everything under control” and Raff and Maris facepalm in unison.
The first thing Maris does when she finds them is turn Quint’s map the right way. The first thing Raff does is turn and leave them because he is not equipped to deal with that level of bullshit at that time.
Screedius has a fifty pound bag on hikes, filled with everything from emergency medical supplies, compass and other navigational gear (even an octant and sextant for some weird reason), granola bars to last them for three days, water for six people, a tent, and miscellaneous other hiking provisions.
He starts complaining before they even hit the first mile.
When you accidentally make a post with a few errors and people start reblogging it and you just think
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winter knights summer camp au
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Raff is the super cool return camper who knows all the ropes and takes Phin and Quint under his wing.
Quint is that kid from the suburbs of the nearest large city who when he got to camp was like ‘I know what I’m doing my dad used to take me camping all the time.’ He has no idea what he’s doing. But he makes up for it in charisma and eagerness.
Phin has never been away from home for any period of time before so he’s actually really nervous but Quint’s super nice and Raff knows what’s going on so he’ll probably be okay.
Stope is that quiet kid that comes every year and knows everything about the camp but for some reason never really makes friends, until Quint that is.
Maris is the daughter of the head counselor and everyone expects her to be all snotty because she looks a little bitchy tbh but really she’s the biggest sweetheart at that camp and for some reason one of the squirrels has taken a shine to her so he just kinda follows her everywhere and throws pinecones at Quint tbh.
Phin has never pitched a tent before in his life and Quint’s trying to help him, honestly, but he’s laughing so hard at how badly Phin’s doing that he’s actually not helping at all.
Quint gets in pinecone wars with that fucking squirrel.
He loses every time
Raff is a pro at Kayaking. In fact, he engages all the other campers in Kayak wars at the camp’s “lake” (it’s really just a big pond)
Quint tried his hand at every single activity in the camp, but can’t find anything that suits his fancy. He usually hangs out in the kitchen to help make the lunches (and sometimes he teases Maris about slipping something gross in her soup).
He tried the dirtbiking once. He broke his arm.
Phin naturally picked up Pottery. He goes back to his tent everyday with some kind of fancy new clay helmet or weird clay mittens. No one really knows where he gets these ideas.
Stope intimidated everyone with his natural skill in Archery. He nails the bullseye with almost every shot. So many other campers end up not taking the class because he outshines every single one of them.
Maris spends most of her time in the woods riding horses. As the daughter of the head counselor, no one really says anything when she wanders off at the wee hours of the morning to take a ride and enjoy the sunrise atop Mt. Sanctaphrax.
Your name is JAKE from STATE FARM and you like to WEAR KHAKIS. You have a reputation of talking to MARRIED MEN at 3 IN THE MORNING and MAKING THEIR WIVES MAD. You don’t mean to, of course, it’s just a coincidental thing that happens. You swear! Your hobbies include being LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR and BROWSING YOUR COMPUTER for people in need of GREAT INSURANCE, as well as giving GREAT DEALS.
FUCKING STAHP PLZ