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1:39pm August 19, 2014
hkirkh:

My lift kit is stupid, they said.

hkirkh:

My lift kit is stupid, they said.

9:46pm August 18, 2014
  • Plays: 168,915
  • Artist: Regina Spektor
  • Album: Far
  • Track Name: Eet

bonghitsandkittenfur:

sxae:

i found an old dave-thing i never finished wohooo

yall shoulda seen my face when i saw this, i was already listening to this song im a prophet of the lord 

this art is hella rad too <3

9:24pm August 18, 2014

“nyoom-nyoom-nyoom-nyoom-nyoom-nyoom-nyom-nyoom-nyoom-nyoom-nyoom-nyoom-nyoom”

— me looking at the tumblr dot of the day
7:23pm August 18, 2014

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

7:17pm August 18, 2014

buckybarneswho:

There will never be a show better than Malcolm in the middle

6:55pm August 18, 2014

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes. 

6:49pm August 18, 2014

Don’t you love it when your friends say they’ll do something with you, ripping you out of whatever you are currently doing, only for you to idle around and wait for an hour or two until finally they tell you that they have to go? Cause I do.

5:02pm August 18, 2014
3:23pm August 18, 2014

deucejoker:

i feel like i belong in a pop video

9:37am August 18, 2014

churmandurrr:

merankoria:

The worst part about anxiety disorders is that even though you know how irrational and stupid your fear is, you can’t help panicking.

people never seen to understand this & it’s really frustrating to explain that you KNOW it’s stupid to feel like this but you can’t help it.
9:17am August 18, 2014

I’m going to do what I want to do. I’m going to be who I really am. I’m going to figure out what that is. 

I’m going to do what I want to do. I’m going to be who I really am. I’m going to figure out what that is. 

8:33pm August 17, 2014

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

8:32pm August 17, 2014

happydays-and-daisychains:

Hey lil buddies.
I hope ur all ok.
Have you eaten yet? Taken your meds? Are you looking after yourself?
Be brave ok, ur strong, you’ve got this. I love you.

8:30pm August 17, 2014

spoilers

nidoranduran:

lyraeon:

patrickat:

lyraeon:

Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

GM: “Roll 2d10.”
Peter: “Red high. Twelve.”
GM: “You have 12 percent of a plan.”

The entire prison break scene was just Rocket’s player rolling knowledge checks on every turn until something worked.

  • When Drax’s player said, “I go into the phone booth and call Ronan to Knowhere”, the DM stared open-mouthed for a minute, then called break time. The rest of the party was speechless.
  • Pretty much just in general, Drax’s player is one of those people who thinks Chaotic Neutral means “throws self at shit for the lulz” and is really fortunate he didn’t have many other opportunities to derail the campaign.
  • Gamora’s player gets really exasperated by the entirety of the campaign. They rolled a character with a tragic backstory and clear hooks to the villain to expand on, and had no idea that everyone else was going to be so silly. It leads to begging the party to just once execute a normal plan because look at Gamora’s stealth bonus, this min/maxed assassin needs a chance to use her abilities, please.
  • Rocket’s a skill monkey who, if not for Drax’s grand display of idiocy, would have gladly derailed the campaign with absurd plans.
  • Groot was a joke idea someone came up with that people ended up liking too much.
  • Ronan’s confusion when Star Lord began dancing was the DM’s confusion verbatim.
  • The DM now vetoes Chaotic Neutral characters on principle.